Birthday cake is one of the best things ever. When I was about 7 or 8 my Mum made me the pool cake from the Woman's Weekly Cake Book. I was a bit obsessed with pools so I was very very excited and still remember it better than any other cake I had as a kid. I also remember it made me sick and I vommed for a few days afterwards, but I still have fond memories of that cake.

This card goes out to those who have stuffed their face with someone else's birthday cake only to realise that you can't sing happy birthday with a gob full of the soft sweet stuff. Mr. Cake Eater is available on Etsy and is also available to come sample your birthday cake or any occasion cake.