Imagine meeting a guy and then going home with him. He doesn't live with his Mum and Dad which is a bonus. You get to his house and he gives you a glass of Chardonnay. You'll forgive him for his poor choice in wine because it's better than the Fruity Lexia he was buying you at the bar. Then he changes into his pirate PJs and invites you to his room and says "love is on the bottom of my bunk bed baby!"

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