People who hang around on boats know how to do the following things well:
- tie knots (if you can't tie knots tie lots and lots!)
- let flares off on merry occasions like New Years Eve
- swim without floaties
This long overdue card (the idea was discussed over New Years with friends) is available on Etsy. I'm guessing this lifejacket wearing guy would name his boat something like A Wave From It All, Fah Get A Boat It or maybe even Feelin Nauti.