10 - Top Dogs
These guys have it all! Personality, good taste in TV shows and enthusiastically nods when you say you want a kitten and a rabbit. The type of guy who stands out at the frozen food section of the supermarket. He probably has it all, nerdy hot, but also sporty and athletic; he can read and walk at the same time! They have the confidence and style to pull of tiny yellow shorts.
9: Almost there - keep on trying!
These guys are almost there, but they are lacking that je ne sais quoi. They can be easily mistaken for a 10 due to strange hair styles or wacky clothes (including medical equipment) distracting you from their 9-ness. You can date them, but do so with a purpose such as over the winter as a way of keeping warm at night and saving on electricity bills.
8: Okay - not meet your mother material.
Fun for hanging out on a weeknight as only 9s and 10s are worthy of the weekend. These are the guys you share your goon with, not your bottled wine (unless it's half full and floating around your car boot for a few weeks). They can probably only cook Spam from a can and don't even try and impress you the real Spam, they just use that no-name stuff.
7: Okay, facebook friends only.
These are the type of guys that start off okay and you might even be foolish enough to rate them an 8. They are not even able to make up for insufficiant looks with a fun personality and will often bore you with their obsession with things like the slump in the median price of home brand jam. A 7 knows they have something wrong with them so they are often jealous and moody because of this.
6 and under: not worth mentioning.